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| Curran Events Howdy ya’ll. This week I’m leaving terrorism alone and going to some serious stuff-"Ha! Not out of me." I saw this "fellar" wandering around outside the Diamond Shamrock the other day mumbling some comment’s. First off, he said that since he had purchased his "Chevy" dually with all the trimmings, it came complete with a custom "cattle hauling" trailer welded to it, that he thought all the local "cowboys" should consider getting rid of all those new Dodges they’d bought. Cowboys know Chevys! Inside the trailer that day according to the fellar, was the cowboy’s new money maker--a "dapple" gray mule and we highly recommended one to Cole and Isaac. By the way if any of you should see "Cowboy" Bill Sallas, tell him I may be writing about him soon! It was great to see one of our local hero’s home on leave. Justin Langley proud member of the United States Marine Corps is making Montgomery proud. Dad James and Mother Carol are glad he’s here, but admitted they were expecting a "Fight’n Machine" not an "Eating Machine"! That’s OK, just send him to grandmother, Mary Langley’s house. Justin also assured me that America is safe. God Bless You Justin-semper-fi. Hey Richie how do you keep you sanity with all them women telling you what to do? Speaking of pharmacies and medical supplies. I’ve got a story for ya’ll. Last Thursday morning I was moving some fence post out by the barn. My son-in-law James was going to use them for a temporary fence. I had moved two or three but in bending down to grab a couple of more I got grabbed. Not by a hand, but by two "Fangs", yep a "copperhead" said "Gotcha!" I stayed calm which for me is a feat in itself, knowing I needed to make a "tourniquet" I looked for something to use, hey look, some hay twine, worked fine but I couldn’t get it tied, hey look some duct tape (that’s the all purpose gray stick’em) so I used it and just wrapped shirt, hay twine and all--worked cut-off circulation! I then got in my truck and to Lake Conroe Medical Clinic at Western Hills center. Now I have to admit that a snake bite is not that big of a deal but "Wow!" what care I got. Thanks to the entire staff Tina, Kim, Jennifer and the others were great! Dr. Warren my "angle of mercy" couldn’t believe how "non-chalant" I was about the whole thing. Hey, when a pretty doctor like that is attending to you "what-ever ails ya is all forgotten!" By the way girls, that "newer" on ya’lls carpet is not of the "Bovine" species but rather of the "Equine" species! Sorry, I didn’t have a vacuum cleaner in my medical kit. I got to thinking, good thing I didn’t see the "Bale’n War" in the back of my truck! With my up-dated medical kit and two momento’s of my ordeal my son-n-law tells me he decided not to use the fence post!!! WHATEVER! Ya’ll know I couldn’t write this article without some comment on a controversial issue, now could !? What’s up with our "Supreme Court?" they passed down a ruling that prayer could no longer take place at football games. OK you "Supreme" interpreter’s of the law Go lock up the Senate and House of Representatives, they were seen praying to God! On CNN the other day for our country’s return to safety. Hey just maybe you liberal minded yahoos have learned something out of this, naw never happen! From Montgomery’s Sagebrush Philosopher. Until next time. Good Cow Call’n. Good Frog Gigg’n, and Go Ag’s. Adios |
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