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| Curran Events The Is a REAL Deer Story! Hey ya’ll, well the first Big-Buck-Deer story comes from those nefarious rapscallion’s Bob and Lloyd but its not really a deer story its more of a reptile story. After sitting in their stands and watching numerous trophy animals that both of them claim cannot not be shot unless they possess at least 8 points---does that mean that the deer must have arthritis and full beards? Knowing these two anything with antlers is in danger? Anyway to the story. Seems as though Bob and Lloyd were "cruising" the lease when they spotted a rather large Diamondback (No it wasn’t Randy Johnson) Lloyd wanted to run it over but Bob being the consummate outdoorsman said, "No. Let’s shoot the serpent". Well after they both figured out that the 200 power scopes would not allow them to locate the "dastardly devil" and supposedly the weapons of choice were 22 rifles, )more likely the weapons were AK47's!). After approximately 1000 rounds of ammunition was expended, according to the two "Big Game aficionados" the lowly varmit was El Morte. Unknown to the two, I have taken the "rattles" to the Holder DNA testing lab on the banks of beautiful Lake Creek and guess what? DNA shows that the "Big Fellar" was not killed by a bullet but rather the Giant Rattler died of heart failure and extreme exposure to high noise decibel levels! These are the same tow hunting professionals who claim to have found Dr. Little after he supposedly slipped coming down from his stand.......Right! During the story telling session Bob happened to mention he had an old tank out at the Ranch--Bobby, guess what? After pleading my case Bob agreed to donate it to the Dobbin Militia. Mo of Mo’s Maintenance has agreed to mount a turret on it and Lloyd will donate a "Red Ryder" to be used as the vehicle’s ordnance--WOW the only this is, I’ve heard of Sherman, Patton and Pershing tanks but the Dobbin Militia will have a one-of-its-kind "Stock Tank" hope its a diesel, if not it won’t last until the water gets hot! Hey I wonder if "Cowboy Bill" knows his name was in the paper? If he’s like Bo Daniels he doesn’t. Made Bo famous and he don’t even read the column! Hey neat! It’s Sunday and there is a program on a "Fifty Years with Lucy". I had to call "the Princess" so that she could call Kelly a.k.a. Ethyl or wait is it the Princess, Ethyl or Kelly, Lucy? I sure do get those two mixed up! Since the Princess works for Beth out at the Fair Office, Beth its up to you to figure out the proper order of names. Talked to the famous award winning Cowboy Poet Fred "Jackrabbitt" McMurray the other day, thanks Fred for your words of encouragement and I think you and I should do another Walden Style Show How about it! Hi, Sandy. Bobby, I don’t want to spill the "Beans" but it’s ok to name a college after yourself if it’s "built on your lot" but I don’t recommend Dream Homes to do the construction. They are home builders. Your building a "House" of higher learning is not quite the same! I think your name choice is great--Dobbin Institute of Professional Studies Toward Independent Cultural Knowledge. The football and other athletic teams will be known as the "Dipsticks" with each ticket sold at home games the ticket holder will receive a quart of crude from the great Lake Oil Reserve. Now as Mel Allen would say "How About That". From Montgomery’s Sagebrush Philosopher. Until next time Good Cow Call’n. Good Frog Gigg’n and Go Ags. Adios |
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