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by Brett Bowen
December 18, 2002
Stuck in mud, tech talk, and Merry Christmas
Hey Ya’ll, well several folks have already commented on the Curran Chronicles and to those that have thank you. I hope I’ve started a new era in journalism.
Well as promised, last week I talked about why Robby Slaggerman is driving “Diesal Dan”. Well, it seems that “Mr. Slaggerman” who professes to being able to do anything bigger and better than anyone, found a project he couldn’t handle! My sources say he attempted to pull a truck that was buried in the mud up to it’s windshield, out, but he couldn’t do it! Well, Mr. Slaggerman how about your excuse for that? Don’t you know that a “Big Red City-fied Truck” like yours can’t handle the job? You can’t pull a 2500 lb. Bull out of a mud bog with a kite string “Boy”! Now, how about telling the “Golden Boy” that Diesal Dan is a piece of junk!!!!
Speaking of the Golden Boy, I hear he “Nolan Ryan Expressed” his super-heavy duty “Poooh-Lan” chainsaw all over the pasture and it took Cody and Brando three days to gather all the parts! Huh!!
I overhead a real Hi-tech conversation going on the other day but I’m not sure I understood any of it. “Row-berto” and Floyd official tester’s for the world’s largest scope were throwing around words like, GIG, RAM, MEGA-BITES, and HARDDRIVE and something about the cost being $6.99 and they both acted like they knew what they were saying. Seems to me they might have been talking about the Texas Aggies inability of mounting any type of a scoring drive against Texas. There just weren’t enough GIG-EM’s to RAM it into the end-zone and the $6.99 tickets they bought just were not worth it! By the way you two, if you spent only $6.99 per ticket you sure were not at “ME-MORAL” Stadium in Austin? Doubt it!
Well, I’ve visited with many of you in the last few weeks while I was dressed in my special suit, and its been fun. I hope all of you have a great Christmas and a very prosperous New Year.
Tune in next time when we talk about why Stan Imenduffer has that huge Black-Eye! Stan no one is buying your explanation but we all know that “Robby” can’t pull a twinkie out of a wrapper! Slaggerman did not hit you. The truth will be exposed in the next edition.
From “Montgomery Sagebrush Philosopher” until next time, Good Cow Call’n. Good Frog Gigg’n and Go Ags! Merry Christmas too! Especially Mr. Ogg!!!!!!!!
Adios
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